i say “oobh i got plany off time” literally whenever i have time to do something it’s like a curse
what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty
Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals
yeah sure ill reblog that
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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up
yeah ill reblog that
imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.
what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
now THIS is a world heritage post